I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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