discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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