2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize