I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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