I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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