Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
