What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
