She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
