im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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