Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Fuck appropriateness.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
