When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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