So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
