Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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