The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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