Having a random hookup so left but love u
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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