I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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