Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It's shark week go big or go home
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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