Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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