i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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