Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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