dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Actions speak louder than pants.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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