is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
How external is "for external use only"?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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