i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am midnight drunk by noon
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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