Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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