It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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