Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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