So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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