so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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