fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Holy shit dude........stairs
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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