I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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