wat bout pragnant strippers??
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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