we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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