How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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