I'm drive I can fine osifer
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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