Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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