There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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