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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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