Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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