I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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