So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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