Plan B is the new Plan A
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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