How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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