i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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