I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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