I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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