You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
