it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
