Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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