I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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