I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
