So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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