WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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